Teacher/pupil exchanges!

Teacher/pupil exchanges!



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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America  
MARIA:    Here it is. 
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  
CLASS:     Maria. 
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  
JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong  
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
(I Love this kid) 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?  
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  
WINNIE:   Me! 
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TEACHER:     Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '  
MILLIE:     I is.. 
TEACHER:  No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  it.. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  
LOUIS:   Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  
SIMON:  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?  
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.  
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  
HAROLD:  A teacher  
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