1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
10. Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .
11. Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS ?
1) Too Many Questions.
2) Difficult to Understand.
3) More Explanation is Needed.
4) Result is always FAIL!
12. Lier : A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
13. Delivered : Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
14. Three Feelings : What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
15. The Equation :
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of Glance!
16. Teacher to Sardar, “Where were U born?”
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
17. Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U came again….
18. Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na….
19. Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
20. Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
21. Do you know the similarity between “Dinosaurs” & “Decent Boys”
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
22. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
23. Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme
