Wife: Where have you been this late at night? Why didn't you received any calls of mine today? What were you doing in the lunch-break today?
Hubby: Too many parameters, please stream-line your search.
Wife: A woman called today and asked for you. Her name was Jenny.
Hubby: Unknown virus encountered.
Wife: What do you take me for? A computer master mind?
Hubby: Syntax error.
Wife: What about my brother's resume you promised to discuss with your boss?
Hubby: Error : 404. Page not found!
Wife: And when are we going to buy that diamond necklace we saw yesterday?
Hubby: Master file missing. System shutting down . . .
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